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WHAT IS LQQKWOTISM? This quote is the true essence of LQQKWOTISM. It was quoted by Urantianow and was published in a public chat room. It speaks volumes: "Since true religion is a matter of personal spiritual experience, it is inevitable that each individual religionist must have his own personal interpretation of the realization of that spiritual experience. Let the term "faith" stand for the individual's relation to God rather than for the creedal formulation of what some group of mortals have been able to agree upon as a common religious attitude. "Have you faith? Than have it to yourself." Thank you Urantianow for this insightful quote. LQQKWOTISM is a new, open minded look at today's need for a religion that fits our lives. Not those of yesteryear. It is our belief that YOU should be in charge of your relationship with your God. The ultimate goal of our Church is to reach Divine Salvation. |
THE LQQKWOTISM MARRIAGE CEREMONY Marriage is a sacred union between two peole who love each other and want to devote thier lives to thier God and to each other. Our services are officiated by one of our highly regarded Reverends. Our ceremonies are held in an exact replica of the Mother Ship that came and returned our first phase of followers to Salvation. We believe that you should come forth to God the way he sent you to Earth, in your birthday suit. If that was good enough for God, than its good enough for us! This is a requirement. The only time that our Church uses formal attire is when we are awaiting the Mother Ship. That attire consists of top of the line black Nikes and matching jogging outfit. You and your intended will be asked to repeat the sacred vows and exchange wedding rings. When this is complete, you will be pronounced husband and wife. You will than be given a free video camera for you to video tape the consumation of your union. This tape is mandatory and must be returned to the Church secretary within two weeks. Here at the First Church of LQQKWOTISM, we dont believe in charging for uniting you and your loved one. Although, as you know, the Church cannot live on love alone. Donations of any kind are graciously accepted. The recommended, but not required, donation is $19.95. This will help to defray costs incurred. Sorry, no checks accepted. Please take some time to bookmark this site. You are welcome to join our LQQKWOTISM chat room, open at 11pm EST on Tuesdays and Thursdays. | ||||||||||||||||
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GOD BLESS AMERICA! We at the First Church of LQQKWOTISIM would like to take this time to remind everyone what a great country we live in. Where the freedom of speech and the freedom of religion is you God given birthright. A country where everyone, regardless of sex,race or financial status, has the right to express thier own individualism. We do not believe in pushing our beliefs on anyone. You are visiting this site of your own accord. To this we say, God Bless America, Elvis Presley, The Mother Ship, our loyal Reverends, and most of all, YOU! AMEN! Our interests:
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